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Rocking
Robin, the rock ‘n roll hero from the sixties, has come alive and is now
dominating our language in one hundred and forty characters. Characters! The
hundred and forty is not limited to words, but characters. This means every
symbol on the keyboard is in play. Rocking is imposing it rules on our
language, reducing words to letters and forcing adjectives, adverbs,
participles and the lowly gerund into extinction.
Prepositions are allowed, they are short. What in the world is a wordsmith to do? Our beloved Holy Book, the dictionary, is taking a severe beating. Those of us who love an elegant sentence must unite to overthrow this egregious oppression of our right to write run along sentences. The joy of finding a new word and getting to its root may be lost forever if we do not do something. We must fight back against the tyrannical rule of Rocking and its hundred and forty characters. It’s not too late.
Prepositions are allowed, they are short. What in the world is a wordsmith to do? Our beloved Holy Book, the dictionary, is taking a severe beating. Those of us who love an elegant sentence must unite to overthrow this egregious oppression of our right to write run along sentences. The joy of finding a new word and getting to its root may be lost forever if we do not do something. We must fight back against the tyrannical rule of Rocking and its hundred and forty characters. It’s not too late.
Leisurely,
“down the country lane’ sentences are gone. Nowhere on the horizon of language
can be found the compound sentence, and the complex sentence is abolished
altogether. The formerly punctuation marks are now designated as words; made to
convey meaning for which they were never intended. The use to which they were
intended is that of highlighters and 'accentuators' of meaning, not words. How do we get out from under this calamitous
tyranny of the hundred and forty characters? How can a person convey the why of
a statement in one hundred and forty characters?
Could
Tolstoy have written the great opus War and Peace in a hundred and forty
characters? And the scriptures from around the world, could they have been
written in a hundred and forty characters? I need to hear from the holy folks
from the past and they cannot be reduced to a hundred and forty characters.
Imagine the guiding words, of The Buddha, Jesus, Mohamed, Krishna and the
hundreds of other holy folk from down the ages, crammed into a hundred and
forty characters. Personally I cannot. Therefore, I am in the fight.
From
this moment on I will only write lengthy letters, send detailed emails and write
long complicated sentences. And no, Mr. Rocking, I will not tell you ‘what’s
happening’. You can cram that into one hundred and forty characters if you can.
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